Clothing sizes:
If you are unsure about your size, please consult either your closet, your mom, your wife, or as a last resort, our chart below. If you wear a large shirt from Walmart, you will wear a large shirt from us.
And yes, unfortunately, 2xl and 3xl costs me more, so I do have to charge a little more for those.
All my clothing sizes follow standard North American apparel sizing.
For extended use:
Turn inside out - should give you at least 1, maybe even 2 more days on the road.
Instructions:
Yes, the t-shirts are pre-shrunk, but it still may shrink more depending on the heat of your dryer, or the number of six packs consumed. Use caution with either of these. Best washed inside out for first couple washings and hang dry, or turn inside out, put it back on, run through the sprinkler with a bar of soap and lay on the driveway till dry - whichever method fits your domestic skill level.
Hoodies and work shirts may shrink a bit - so save some of that electricity and hang to dry on the exercise machine like everyone else. Leave a little room to account for that beer and burger and you will be fine.
Enjoy your new rags
Payments
Order quickly and easily online and enjoy our great service - it couldn't be easier to pick up a cool new unique t shirt, work shirt or hot rod coffee mug, and get your cool new swag delivered to your door. No mall cruize'n required.
NOTE: Dirty Monkey Kustoms processes all orders in Canadian Dollars.
While the content of your cart is currently displayed in either Canadian or US dollars depending on your selection, your final check out, including shipping, will be charged to your credit card in Canadian Dollars at the most current exchange rate. Currently, this is roughly a 30% savings to Americans.
Visa, Mastercard and American Express Payments are processed directly on our site.
You also have the option of using Paypal. You DO NOT need a Paypal account to purchase. You can sign in with your account or pay as a guest.
Your information is only passed to either our payment processor or Paypal to process the payment. We DO not collect or store any credit card information.
All sales are final.
If you catch us at a show, we can take credit cards on-site.
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Returns
Due to our hygienic responsibility to our clients, we do not accept returns of any clothing or any grooming products unless they are damaged or defective.
CLOTHING SIZES: If you are unsure about a size, all our clothing follow standard North American apparel sizing. If you wear a large shirt from Wal Mart, you will wear a Large shirt from us. Please click here to be taken to our page with sizing charts just in case.
For all other products, we may or may not accept a returned item. YOU MUST CONTACT US PRIOR TO SENDING ANY PRODUCTS BACK. We will ONLY accept returns if they are defective or damaged in transit. The customer is responsible for the cost of postage to return the UNUSED item to us in it's original packaging. Once inspected, we will make the determination of the damage/defect and offer a store credit
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** Orders traveling across the border may be subject to DUTY. If deemed to have a duty charge by border services, the additional charges are the responsibility of the purchaser and are NOT included in our price.
